Zombie Turkey (Electro) (Song A Day #1420)
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Channel: Jonathan Mann · 2012 · Music
Folk version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD_xNc_Wzlw Rock version: http://youtu.be/3o-xyN7uaaQ?t=1m39s Metal version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEGe6IFvUc you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back FOLLOW me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/songadaymann LISTEN to my podcast: http://www.alwaysmaking.us LIKE http://www.facebook.com/songadaymann RATE http://rate.jonathanmann.net/ DOWNLOAD http://jonathanmann.bandcamp.com/album/song-a-day-the-album CALL (510) 402-6081 Other Places To Connect With Me: FOLLOW me on SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/jonathanmann FOLLOW me on Instagram: My username is jonathanmann BE on my mailing list: http://tinyletter.com/jonathanmann SUBSCRIBE to me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Jonathanmann DO what they do on Google+: http://bit.ly/mannplus LOOK at my blog: http://blog.jonathanmann.net/ PLAY with my App! http://bit.ly/mannapp
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