Zombie Turkey (Electro) (Song A Day #1420)

2,227 views · Published 21 November 2012 · 1:51 · Indexed 30 October 2026

Channel: Jonathan Mann · 2012 · Music

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Folk version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD_xNc_Wzlw
Rock version: http://youtu.be/3o-xyN7uaaQ?t=1m39s
Metal version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEGe6IFvUc

you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic
cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown 
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back

you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back

she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape
if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back

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