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I Love Australian Women by Kurt Robinson of troubleinabubble.com

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Channel: Kurt Robinson · 2013 · Music

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Rapping a verse about the unmatched beauty and sophistication of women in Australia.


Lyrics:

i could see her from across the club
she turned and smiled, couldn't believe my luck
i saw her tattoo, couldn't wish for anything else
it said "too drunk to fuck"... misspelt

her name was Eve, sent from God, awesome bod,
13 kids and an ex named Todd
sun spots like she was hit with a solar flare
hot stuff from her VB to her chest hair

she says "scheisse" when she stubs her toe
because she's so multicultur-al
not stuck up, knows how to squat down
when we're in the parking lot with no toilet around

hard to look a girl like that in the face
dress so low i feel awkward to tie my shoelace
if she's twenty five now with crows feet
if she hits forty will she have no teeth

fuck man, i want a girl like - fuck man
a girl with her hair in a bouffant
but she calls it a "buff ant"
...you think i'm in with a chance?

so i pick her up and put her in the taxi
she starts playin with my balls in the back seat
rub my hand on her belly and feel stubble,
can't wait to post this o n trouble in a bubble 




i love where i'm livin, i take what i'm given
to melbourne sydney perth and brisbane
what can i say?
i love australian women

i love where i'm livin, i take what i'm given
to melbourne sydney perth and brisbane
what can i say?
i love australian women


so baby girl
whatcha doin tonight
i can picture
your regrowth in the moonlight

we can sit right here,
whatever you wanna do
when you whisper softly in my ear
"wanna root?"

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