The Adventures of B-Hanny: Saturday Ritual
1,667 views · Published 9 March 2011 · 0:58 · Indexed 30 September 2026
Channel: 0nett · 2011 · Comedy
The Story: It was suppose to be your typical Saturday, relax around the house, run some errands, and maybe get a bite to eat, but B-Hanny had other plans. Jealously fueled B-Hanny as yesterday proved most troublesome. While at the local state park some snot-nosed kids played on the swings for eighteen hours. Leaving B-Hanny devastated and swing less. However, that was yesterday. Today was a new day, and B-Hanny was more determined than ever to get a swing. B-Hanny arrived at the park bright and early, 6:30am. Once the gates opened B-Hanny sprinted at full force towards the playground. Astonished by the lack of children B-Hanny started his celebratory swing. Looking forward to the rest of the day B-Hanny continued to swing. Waiting for the neighborhood children to arrive B-Hanny positioned the swing for the best viewing angle. However, this scenario wasn't the case. B-Hanny was actually walking through the woods, wishing he was swinging on the swing set, but those darn kids beat B-Hanny to the playground. So B-Hanny was forced to do what he knows best, chain smoke. Afterwards, B-Hanny found something better to do. Blowing smoke inside a plastic bag, and blowing it up. B-Hanny spent hours repeating this process until he felt an urge. The task of relieving oneself overtook B-Hanny, and the time to leave the park was now. Running towards the exit B-Hanny wondered what website would be best suited for the task. No matter the website, things are about to get very messy for B-Hanny.
