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584 views · Published 29 May 2017 · 0:25 · Indexed 29 October 2026
Channel: Potato Tree · 2017 · Entertainment
So... May is nearly over, and the summer of our rotting flesh will come and go before Xmas pukes it's commercial cocksnot all over the willing mouths of the humans who devour santa's ballsack. It'll be back to Yark for us, where we don't fucking celebrate Xmas or Pancake day. We have only the dirt to kick around. And the screaming never ends. We raise ALL of our collective middle fingers towards the North Pole and scream - "Fuuuuck You Santa! You Ruined Earth! Used to be able to just 'get on' in December, You weren't around when we were having fun, now i gotta Buy Presents, Have enforced Family time, Wear a stupid Sweater, Listen to Cliff Richard, AND Eat Turkey?! How about a fucking Taco, You Cunt!" And how Selfish is Santa? Never ever gets his elves to make Good toys, like Terminators or Space monkeys. No, Thanks Santa, i always wanted this wooden toy train. Face it man, you're outdated, obsolete! QUIT! Quit you Fucker! Drive your stupid sleigh into a fucking Petrol station! "Where's my wooden toy train?" - said no kid Ever in 2017. You're Dead to me Santa! You're Dead to Everyone in the World!
