"MAGNUM - The Best Condom in the World...Tribute" - UC Riverside Condom Day
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Channel: Kristofer Dangcil · 2009 · Music
"The Best Condom in the World" Ale and I at UC Riverside's Dirty 30 Condom Day An extra credit competition to perform a piece of our own in honor of Condom Day. We went first. Carlos was still sleeping. "This is the greatest and best condom in the world...Magnum. Long time ago, me and my boy Danky here, We were getting real horny, on a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, I looked at his penis, it was longer, than the road. And he said, "Wear the best condom in the world, and I'll fuck your soul (soul) Well me and DaNky, We looked at each other, and we each said, "OK" and he rolled the condom over his head, It just so happened to be, The best condom in the world. It was the best condom in the world. Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, With that condom on, You can always fuck me, It was destiny. Once every 47 seconds or so, When my vagina gets wet and your penis grows, It is time to gooooooOoo. Needless to say, Ale was stunned, Whip-crack went my super penis, and she was done. She asked me, "was that a Trojan?" and I said "Biatch! That shit's Magnum!" (both) "COCK!"
