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Problem Child with Melvis Corntuccle- Blue Balls Blues

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Channel: EARS · 2010 · Comedy

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From the Problem Child CD entitled "Stories of the Ape"

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LYRICS
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Blue Balls Blues
Melvis Corntuccle 

Well, Hi y'all, hi my name is Melvis Corntuccle. I own a fifty acre cattle and sheep farm right out of Nipple Creek Iowa. Well, hell the boys told me to come over here and sing a little song about my sex life. Thhh hack. So I figured, hell, these boys are nice enough.

I wrote a little song here called the "Blue Balls Blues." It goes somethin' like this:

When I'm feelin' sticky and sensual, 
My old lady don't know why and how
I swagger out to the barnyard, 
And artificially inseminate a cow
I've got the blue balls blues, 
I get excited when pigs squeal
Well, it's not easy puttin' a heiffer in a neglige
But hell when she grunts you know it's real


Well, now I, I'm a horny farmboy, 
I can't seem to get my rocks off
I grab onto one of my prize angus bulls 
And make him turn his head and cough
I've got the blue balls blues, 
My wife is ugly way down deep, she's uglier than,
I don't know
When I'm hungry for some booty 
I just grease up a chicken or a sheep


Well now I know you might think I'm a weirdo 
And maybe a little sick but
Brother you ain't felt nothin' like it when you're 
Pumpin' into a baby chick boy


I've got the blue balls blues, 
Barnyard porno can't be beat
If my baby starts to buck and kick, 
I just reach around and grab onto a tit

Hell, I can't help it, I'm just tired of women
My wife is uglier than a syphilis scar on a pig's butt
I tell ya right now
When I tell her I want back bacon I mean it
I mean I like 'em - pigs and hogs and those
Cute little sheep with the fur on em
Hell, you can make 'em into a sweater it you want to
I'm takin' 'em out for valentine's day
You know what I'm sayin? Ha ha
Hell, I can't get enough from my wife
Alway sittin' around makin' biscuits and gravy
Hell, fuck that, I wanna get a little booty baby
I gotta get out to the barnyard
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
Don't buck me, don't buck me baby
I love ya, oh god, oh yeah

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