corvette ego -- plates DIT 6085
550 views · Published 10 October 2013 · 2:28 · Indexed 5 October 2026
Channel: soda701 · 2013 · Entertainment
Yeah -- I started it by yelling the speed limit at him but I've been on the other side of that curve with people whipping around it only to have them stop abruptly and get pissed at me as if it was my fault. So I creatively yelled the speed limit at him. Apparently that hurt his ego so he turned around and wanted to let me know. The text of his initial rant is this: "I do a lot more biking than you do you fucking pussy." "And I know what the fucking speed limit is. You don't need to scream at people while you're fucking biking." "This is why people hate bikers." And from there you can hear the conversation more easily. And you can't see it because of the distance, but the reason I flip him off is because he flipped me off first. And you may be wondering what am I doing with my arms? Well -- that stands for "fuck you and the horse you rode in on." So the things that stick out are how he immediately needs to chest bump me by telling me he bikes more and by also calling me a pussy. Then he takes a lot of pleasure in describing how easy it was for him to coast up to me -- you know, cause he's like in a car right? And then calls me "pretty weak". Add these to his corvette and sport sunglasses and voila -- 10 page xmas letter. I'm surprised he didn't have a vanity plate. Really a purple convertible corvette? I thought they stopped making corvettes when they started making viagra. Oh and wearing sport sunglasses while not doing your sport looks stupid.
