Song A Day 750: The Crunchies Song

1,901 views · Published 21 January 2011 · 3:35 · Indexed 17 October 2026

Channel: Jonathan Mann · 2011 · Music

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114 challengers marched into the palace grand 
they each knelt before the king, kissed the ruby on his hand 
"I have brought you here to battle for supremacy 
of the land they call Silicon Valley"

Venture capitalists there were and developers of apps 
Some arrived that  had even survived the old tech bubble collapse  
But who would be victorious at the Crunchie tournament 
the audience waited breathless and anticipant 

2010 2010 
This was the year of location 
Groupon and clones changed commerce 
facebook traffic beat google's for the first time

Instagram made sharing photos second nature 
Wikileaks started showing cracks in the armor 
Angry Birds stole hours from each day 
Facebook privacy confused us all, Hooray!

The iPhone and iPad came from outerspace 
The Microsoft kin fell flat on it's face

The stage is set and the internet has all had their say 
The players sit upon their steed, their banners on display 
the king sits upon his throne, his face a toothy grin 
good luck to all of you, let the tournament begin

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