If I Was A YouTube NonStar
1,323 views · Published 6 August 2007 · 4:37 · Indexed 22 October 2026
Channel: musoSF · 2007 · Music
Brian and Mike imagine what it would be like to go all the way to the top in the Battle of the YouTube NonStars. Lyrics by bnessel1973: If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd sing you a song (He'd sing you a song) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) I'd write the melody for that song (Instead of a rip off like you are hearing) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If I was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd make a shout out vid (like that's never been done before!) And If I was a YouTube NonStar, I'd show you love If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd send a video to your mom If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd take your ugly sister to the prom If he was a YouTube NonStar maybe I'd even let her get lucky. You know, Mike, a date with you isn't that lucky. What are you talking about? I'm charming, handsome, Yeah, I'm like Hugh Grant. You're no Hugh Grant. If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd do a booty dance (but not a real booty dance, that's cruel) And if I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd show you exotic tricks (yep, and he'd probably lose a finger) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd be sure to entertain (you haven't so far, so why start now?) And If I was a YouTube NonStar I'd show you love If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd gladly be an attention whore If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd wear my wigs and buy some more If he was a YouTube NonStar I'd even try to get a little thinner But you look okay now Brian. Well, thanks, Mike. You look good, too. The bald thing really works for you. Thanks. And you look good with ... hair. If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd tell you a dirty joke (but not a real dirty joke that's cruel) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd punk unexpecting friends (That means he's gonna steal his grandma's walker) And If I was a YouTube NonStar (If he was a YouTube NonStar) Well I'd run down the street without clothes (and who hasn't wanted to see that before?!) And If I was a YouTube NonStar I'd show you love If I was a YouTube NonStar; If I was a YouTube NonStar If I was a YouTube NonStar; If I was a YouTube NonStar If I was a YouTube NonStar I'd be cool!
