Way Too Wide (ZZ Top parody)

1,247 views · Published 21 December 2015 · 5:02 · Indexed 17 October 2026

Channel: TruthSurge · 2015 · Entertainment

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Just more lyrics I wrote years ago (2005 to be precise) and decided just to sing them and so on today.  I'm doing the vocals and guitar solos.  Backing track I nabbed of YT.  Lyrics below..

Lyrics

Well I was rollin' down the road eatin KFC,
I had some burgers after that and a day old happy meal.
They tell ya not to eat in the middle of the night
But I was gaggin’ and a chokin' and it felt so right.
Oh I'm fat, I'm way too wide.
Yes I'm fat, I'm way too wide.

Washin’ down the fries with a big milkshake,
I ate a whole box of donuts might have been a big mistake
I started feelin weak and my chest felt tight
After 3 more bean burritos you could say I saw the light
Oh I'm fat, I'm way too wide.
Yes I'm fat, I'm way too wide.
 
Well now I tried the Atkins plan drinkin V-8’s, Lord,
But after one weak of suffrin I was in Betty Ford.
With my golden fork and my belly displayed,
Everybody give me double cause they knew right away.
Yeah I'm fat, I'm way too wide
Girl I'm fat fat fat fat fat, I'm way too wide

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