DING DONG KIM JONG (il is dead)...song (1082)

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Channel: Jonathan Mann · 2011 · Music

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he only ate rice of uniform color and size
he had female staff inspect every grain
he was afraid of flying and had live lobsters
airlifted  onto his train

oh while his country starved
he drank $700,000's worth of cognac 
his biography claimed that he never pooped
he collected french poodles and african aphrodisiacs

kim jong il is dead
but he is inside their heads
so complete is his control
there should be celebrations
not macabre prostrations
his shadow owns their souls
5 foot 2 with lifts in his shoes
in love with Rambo but hates
westerners too
ding dong
kim jong
il is dead

he had 17 mansions, and 20,000 VhS tapes
and thought he could control the weather with his mood 
breeding giant rabbits was Kim Jong's solution
to his people's shortage of food

oh, while his country starved
he claimed to have invented the hamburger
he banned mobile phones and the internet
and he loved elizabeth taylor

his biography said a lot of weird things
like that his birth was prophesied by a swallow
and heralded with a  double rainbow
and that the first time he played golf he got 11 holes in one
and that he wrote 1,500 book in 3 years
and that he composed 6 operas







http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8965694/50-fascinating-facts-Kim-Jong-il-and-North-Korea.html
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/news/regions/asia-pacific/kim-jong-il-top-10-weird-facts-about-north-koreas-late-leader

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