Bigfoot Has been Murdered! Outcry for Justice, Trial Demanded

1,964 views · Published 7 January 2014 · 3:28 · Indexed 7 October 2026

Channel: CleanTVcom · 2014 · Pets & Animals

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Bigfoot hunter claims to have killed beast and has proof


Newsflash: Today I have some good news and bad news.  

Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?

Too bad this isn't an interactive video like an online video game.

Well, here's the good news: Bigfoot reportedly been found  in California.

But the bad news is that Rick Dyer shot the hairy beast.

Oh, Rick has released photos to 'prove' it. And he said:

"Every test that you can possibly imagine was performed on this body -- 
from DNA tests to 3D optical scans to body scans," he told KSAT, adding:
"It is the real deal. It's Bigfoot...and I shot it and now I'm proving it to the world."

But do you know what I would call that statement?

A criminal confession.

Here we have a man who claims to have single handedly killed a hairy person.

On what grounds? For being hairy?

Take a look into those eyes. Are those eyes of an animal?

Perhaps less of an animal than some men first thing in the morning.

But alas there will be no mornings anymore for Bigfoot.

Perhaps it is time to put Mr.  Dyer on trial for the cold blooded killing of a warm blooded person: Bigfoot.

And with any court case, there are witnesses. Dyer invited over 100 people to see the body after killing him.

And  in a court of law, there is something called a 'directed finding' called a 'summary verdict.' 

In layman's terms that is when the evidence is prima fascia. That's Latin for self evident.

Kind of like a selfie photo of yourself confessing to a killing and you vouching for the video as being genuine.

That's when a judge says he doesn't need to hear any evidence and cuts the trial off and finds the defendant guilty.
 So, what's the wait. Dyer confessed to the filling of Bigfoot. Shouldn't he be arrested?

Oh, and he's not exactly hiding. He says he's taking the body of Bigfoot on tour across the United States and that he will be charging a fee to view the cold, lifeless body of... Bigfoot. 

And if he is tried by a jury of his peers, he can only hope that no one from PETA will be on the jury. ...and view more videos on our website at: http://Clean.TV

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