Classified Exploration
1,846 views · Published 2 November 2010 · 2:09 · Indexed 30 September 2026
Channel: 0nett · 2010 · Comedy
Some individuals call it classified, while others might call it a top secret mission, but for B-Hanny, it's the perfect opportunity to expose the truth. B-Hanny begins this exploration within an undisclosed area. Where if his whereabouts were ever discovered, there would be dire consequences. This is to say the least the most dangerous mission B-Hanny has ever encountered. The search for the most dangerous creature in the world has begun. Luckily for B-Hanny months of training prepared himself for such an assignment. Living in the mountain tops of California with little to no food. Nothing but the bare essentials provided. Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months, but B-Hanny knew the greater good of his training would lead to bigger and better things. Sleep deprived, cold, and hungry, B-Hanny found himself with no caffeine. For the sake of the training, B-Hanny learned to adapt to his surroundings, and mastered his schooling. That was months ago, now B-Hanny must remember his training, and apply his learning's to the real world. However, B-Hanny started to doubt his ability, and questioned why he was even here. Nevertheless, the decision was already made and B-Hanny was stuck. Confronting unfamiliar territory in the middle of nowhere, B-Hanny noticed some movement in the corner of his right eye. Recognizing the shape, B-Hanny spotted the most dangerous creature in the world and chased after the beast. Unfortunately for B-Hanny he was too late. The creature had already devoured, and left the evidence behind. The smell of the creature was strong, and B-Hanny determined the creature was nearby. Putting his training skills to the test, B-Hanny put on his creature decoder goggles, and started tracking the creature. Remaining stealth like was the secret to this approach, as B-Hanny crouched down into the sand. Advising the audience to remain quite was still one of the upmost priorities, and B-Hanny continued to "shh" the spectators. Looking off into the distance, B-Hanny could see the creature swimming. This meant, not only was this creature the most dangerous creature in the world, but in addition, this creature took the title of, the world's most dangerous swimmer. Enraged by this realization B-Hanny ran towards the creature in hopes of capturing the beast. Using the environment to his advantage B-Hanny grabbed a stick and a rock. Fearing the worst possible scenario, B-Hanny recruited the help of the rescue team. If the situation looked bleak, B-Hanny could rest assured, help would be on the way. Stepping forward softly, B-Hanny let out a battle cry, which would shake the mightiest of giants, dead in their tracks. Running straight towards the creature, B-Hanny embraced himself for the battle. Staring down pure evil would overpower must men, but not B-Hanny. Walking away from the battle with scrapes and bruises, B-Hanny managed to defeat the undefeatable. Stumbling in glory, B-Hanny displayed the tail of the creature. However, B-Hanny was weakened from the battle, and knew it would be in his best interest if he could locate a doctor. Satisfied with outcome of his mission, B-Hanny limped away, looking for a doctor.
