The Punking Of Isaac || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 9
2,362 views · Published 21 March 2017 · 48:11 · Indexed 20 October 2026
Channel: Godless Engineer · 2017 · People & Blogs
Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are covering the part where Isaac gets punk'd by Abraham. In an act of what can only be called stupidity, Abraham listens to the voices in his head and tries to sacrifice his only son. Well not his only son, remember he has that one bastard, but still it's his only true son. This is the same son that took like 100 years for Sarah to conceive. So, in showing his unwaivering ability to be crazy as fuck, god tells him that now he will have descendants as numerous as the stars. Isaac must be the one to do all this fucking and having kids though because in the next scene Sarah dies. Before that, though we meet Nahor again. Now while god has been promising all these descendants to Abraham, Nahor has 8 goddamn sons. I don't know but seems like Abraham got the raw end of the descendants deal here. Back to Sarah's death though. Abraham then reverse-heckles a guy for a tomb. If you're unclear as to what reverse-heckling is, I don't blame you. It's when you pay more for something that you would have gotten at a lesser value. He would have gotten the tomb for free but he heckled that motherfucker up to 400 Sheckles... That's like 10 rapes. Subscribe to this channel ➽➽➽https://goo.gl/2oZaqY Donate to Engineers without Borders ➽➽➽https://goo.gl/qcqhzo Original Video ➽➽➽ [Original Video / Blog link] Become a Patron ➽➽➽http://goo.gl/VRVjxK Original Video ➽➽➽https://goo.gl/bPMxsC Follow me on Twitter ➽➽➽https://goo.gl/BbxhWL LIKE on Facebook ➽➽➽https://goo.gl/3xEibn Sub to GEPLays ➽➽➽https://goo.gl/CUHM5l GEPlays on FB ➽➽➽https://goo.gl/dKLntU Outro by Goombah ➽➽➽ https://goo.gl/wBbimL Get cool gear on Spreadshirt! ➽➽➽ http://goo.gl/CZsWA7 Get cool secular gear at Be Secular. ➽➽➽ http://goo.gl/zX0aIY
