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"Don't Make Me Color My Eggs, Momma!"

462 views · Published 1 October 2012 · 3:08 · Indexed 30 October 2026

Channel: AgentOfDoubt · 2012 · Education

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This is my entry into EvoGenVideos' contest to re-caption and overdub a video by LibertarianRealist2. The contest video is here: http://youtu.be/wt7ShLtMzkw
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Lyrics and piss poor singing by AgentOfDoubt.

Lyrics:
I know where momma hid the eggs
My beautiful white eggs
There's no brown eggs in here no
There's no brown eggs in here no
Marriage is between a white egg 
And another motherfucking white egg

Don't you make me color my eggs MOMMA
NO Don't wanna color my eggs

Marriage is between two white eggs
Mixing eggs of color spoils an omlet
Easter is a phony holiday
Made up by liberal media

Don't you make me color my eggs MOMMA
NO Don't wanna color my eggs

Momma don't make me color my eggs momma
The easter bunny's a jew-whore mamma
The only color of egg he won't hide
Are the ones that are white on the outside
That's reverse discrimination
that exclusive white opression
Don't make me color my eggs

Brown eggs poached my momma!
Brown Eggs Poached my momma
I would rather smash my eggs than color them
I would rather smash my eggs than color them
White eggs will reign SUPREME!

Don't you make me color my eggs MOMMA
NO Don't wanna color my eggs
Don't you make me color my eggs MOMMA
NO Don't wanna color my eggs 

Brown eggs are coming for you
Don't let the Brown eggs get you
Keep you eggs white and pure
like they come from the grocery store

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