Wesker and Ocelot: Head 2 Head 03

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Channel: DirectorSmiley · 2009 · Comedy

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Episode 3: Kickin' It Old School

Starring:
Andrew Smylie---Wesker
Mr. $miley---Ocelot

Special Guests:
Naes888 as Eggman
Ion as Bowser

The cast of W/O: H2H would like to give a very special thanks to Enetirnel for all her help during the making of this video.

As requested, here are the lyrics for Bowser's Rap:

Ocelot, nigga please. You can't even beat Snake.
Watch me in Brawl turn him into "beefcake".
You love yourself too much. Hand to dick resuscitation.
Gay vampires? Why we having this conversation?
When your cutscenes come on I'm quick to change the station.
Cause when I turn it back the same cutscene is still playing.
Stop riding Big Boss' nuts. It's been forty years; get over it.
"Nanomachines control me!" Oh my god, time to grow a dick.

And closet homo Wesker? Don't even get me started.
You couldn't stop Chris even when Jill parted.
Stop dressing like the Matrix. That movie was retarded.
And how you switch accents? Oh God I freaking heart it!
Don't even fucking pretend your controls aren't lame.
Mario run amuck in two hours; beat the game.
You ain't got goombas. Just a bunch of stupid shit. 
And those faggy fucking pop-ups couldn't scare a little kid.

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