Ballad of Matt
166 views · Published 24 August 2008 · 1:58 · Indexed 7 October 2026
*DISCLAIMER* I do not know how to sing nor do I play the guitar very well. Lyrics: Hey man, why you stuck up in that cloud all day? All smelly, choking, pretty gray, What are you carrying in that bag why are you smoking that dirty fag? Those are some skinny slacks I hope you're not carrying a battle axe Drag, spit, drag spit And tomorrow you'll quit you scare me to a certain degree do you kill baby seals? Do you not eat all your meals? I hear you're obsessed with a scary guy who would eat you in the blink of an eye His salad finger scary ways must really catch your gaze I heard you like to rap And maybe take a nap Just kidding, I never heard that That's what I said, matt.
