NEED A MARKETING MANAGER EXTRAORDINAIRE! // - Read Caption

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Channel: AutoCraze Au · 2018 · Autos & Vehicles

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We're looking for a set of creative balls, or ovaries. 
Don't apply if your loins aren't lined with enough juice to power up a sperm bank or ready to give birth to a consumer nation.

I don't want people that need happy endings, I want people that scare the f#*k out of the market.

What's that? You're edgy, you have issues? No probs, so long as you know how to liver shot the market with your talent, then be as you are.

I'm talking Mike Tyson, Skinny Hussein, Vic Darchiniyan liver shots. If you don't know who they are, don't apply.

Not interested in people that have degrees and have a PHD in clocking in and out.

If you don't get puns, culture, taking the piss out of people and have a spine of steel, then it's probably best you create your own media company, buy followers (and likes) and keep deluding yourself into thinking you’re a magic influencer.

If you know that your role as a marketer is to kick people between the balls, poke them in the eyes, or pull their hair in HULK-SMASH style fashion, then I'm after a marketing manager extraordinaire!

I want raw guts and genius, not flops and muppets.

Helps if you dig cars, have lost your licence a few times because of it and have divorced your wife or husband because they gave you the ultimatum of them or the car.

Hit us up in private but make sure you’ve got the battle scars to prove it.

Alternatively call 1800 099 634 and ask for Wes or Kevin

What's that....you're an introvert? No problem, you can also apply directly through https://www.autocraze.com.au/careers

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