Who Knew?
1,074 views · Published 8 May 2009 · 3:31 · Indexed 29 October 2026
Channel: hallbe · 2009 · Comedy
Who knew I was this sick? Thanks to the fine work of our media and the world wide web, I've finally come up with a self-diagnosis....SWINE FLU!!! Lyrics: Wrinkling eyes, flabby ass thighs Is this a curse? Couldnt get any worse, My hairs thinning out My feet have the gout My prostates all swollen I have spots on my colon Who could have known? What these symptoms were showin Who knew? Who knew? I've got joints with arthritis Not to mention bronchitis I so filled with infection Cant hardly get an erection! Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Its all been from swine flu Suddenly Ive got nose hair Ive got moles everywhere Cant live with this pain Its been causing me weight gain Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Its all from swine flu Swine flu Swine flu Swine flu Its all from swine flu Now my gums are receding Ive got hemorrhoids, theyre bleeding My arches have fallen Im allergic to pollen! Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Its all from swine flu This is my story Im so sorry its gory Try to be optimistic But, were all just statistics Of Swine flu
