Jeff Sacrifices his Daughter For A Slaughter || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 80
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Channel: Godless Engineer · 2018 · Entertainment
What's Up Heathens! Today we are talking about Jeff sacrificing his daughter to defeat the Ammo Knights. So we talk about a few Judges like Tola and Jared Kushner. Yeah, He's in the Bible. Then the Israelites reject God again and God gets mad. He refuses to help the Israelites at first but then reluctantly helps them. God then selects Jeff from the bottom of the barrel (I'm guessing to make sure everyone knew that this loser couldn't do it himself, he had god on his side). Jeff tries to talk with the ammo sexuals but they just tell him off. Jeff makes a promise to God that he'll sacrifice whatever comes to greet him when he gets home from defeating the Ammo Knights if God helps him do it. God accepts but knows the future so is cringing hard. Jeff returns from defeating the Ammo Knights and his daughter greets him. The only natural thing is to get naked so that is what Jeff did. The daughter asks for 2 months alone to cry about not getting the D. Then Jeff kills and burns his daughter. Then the men of Effy get a little pissy and decided to challenge Jeff. Jeff isn't going to take crap from them so he destroys them. They had this weird test where they killed 42K of the effyites. Then we had a couple more Judges. Ibzan, Elon Musk, and Don of Abs. Subscribe to this channel: https://goo.gl/2oZaqY Become a Patron: http://goo.gl/VRVjxK Original Video: [ link here ] Intro by "Gonna Go For it": https://goo.gl/1Ay1Q3 FOLLOW me on Twitter: https://goo.gl/BbxhWL LIKE on Facebook: https://goo.gl/3xEibn FOLLOW on Instagram: https://goo.gl/jakMWx FOLLOW on Twitch: https://goo.gl/FhVHrG
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