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Cboyardee Reupload - Shrek Joke of the Day #6 (Audio Only)

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Channel: SpaceHunterM · 2015 · Comedy

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The legend.

Um, huh, hello everybody, it’s me, the um, the Shrek… The Shrek Comedian, um, live at the Laugheteria, KQDC. Um, y-you might be wondering, um, why I’m called the Shrek Comedian, and the r-reason, uh, because, about 99.9% of my jokes are about Shrek…and what’s the other 0.1%? You, you may be wondering. Um, actually, um, t-those are also about Shrek, um, but actually they’re about Donkey. Um, so you guys, uh, okay, I’m gonna say a Shrek joke now, um. Heh, here’s a good one, this one’s pretty topical. Um, uh, I like this one… You know, uh, do you know, do you know Glenn Beck? Heh, well, what if it was, Glenn… Shrek? Huh? What if it was, Glenn… Shrek, ah? Heh, that’s, that’s what I wanna know, you know, what if? That’s, that’s a big what if? You know what? I would’ve voted for the guy if his name was Glenn Shrek. That’s what I think. Um… Okay, um, you know, you know, uh, you know Checkers? Well, what if it was, *giggles* what if it was, Shrekers? Like Shrek, like Shrek. You know how…um… Look’s like it’s um, g-green, versus, huh, green…heh. *mumbles*…green…heh. Uhh… A-anyone wanna play some Shrekers? Heh, no… Um… so you guys like, uh, impersonations? You guys like impressions? Cause um, I got, I’ve been working on an impress–, a, uh, a Shrek related im-, I’m working on an impression…for a while, that I think you guys might like. Um, I-I, I’m not gonna tell you who it is, I’m not gonna tell you who the impression is, and you have to guess, um, you have to guess who it is. I’m not gonna say who it is until after I’m done. Okay, I’m gonna go. Here you go. *imitates Shrek* Um, Shrek? Hello. Hello Shrek. It’s me, Donkey. What are you doin’? Hello. How are you? *giggles* *inhales* What are you doin’? Shrek? Hello. Uh… You’re lookin’ ogrish today, Shrek. Uh-huh, heh, it was Donkey. I was doing Donkey. Um, sp-speaking of Donkey, um, he’s, he’s one I’ve been working on. Speaking of Donkey, um, you know, what’s, what’s the deal with that guy? You know, what’s, what’s the deal with Donkey? Heh, I mean, come on! I mean, get a grip, Donkey, you buggin’! Heh, you buggin’ guy! That’s…you know what’s, goin’ on up there? If you know what I mean… If you know what I mean…you know what, what, uh, what in the diiit? What in the…beeeep? What in the…I, I am not gonna say that word. I’m not gonna say the word I was thinking of… Uh, I think we all know what it was. I’m just not gonna say it. Um, so you guys, um, you guys know that, movie called Epic-, you guys know, like, Epic Movie and Scary Movie, you know, those movies? Heh, heh, um, what, what I wanna know is… you know, why haven’t they made a Shrek… Why haven’t they made a Shrek Movie…yet? You know? Heh, heh, I mean, heh, what, what do you think would happen in…Shrek Movie, huh? Well, that would be…that would be out there. Um… well that was my time, um… Thanks for having me, this has been uh, the Shrek Comedian, Carlos Mencia. Uh, you can check out my website at www.carlosmencia.com. Um… thanks for, thanks f-

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