How To Be a Lazy Pirate, Funny Rhyming Story (Dr Seuss Like) - Pirate Lifestyle TV ™ Quickie 114

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Channel: Goose Pond Hideout with Rob · 2013 · Comedy

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http://www.PirateLifestyle.com Quickie for the Pirate Lifestyle TV Show. Rapper Rob doing rhyming poetry. 
 
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In this video, yes, lazy will be addressed!

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Ahoy. Welcome to Pirate Lifestyle. I'm Captain Rob Lee, a video makin' pirate! Arrr

Umpteen people do think being lazy is bad,
no deadlines no action no plans is so sad. 
A long-hair pirate knows, bein' lazy is great.
Be what you should be, it's never too late. 

We are trained from our birth and while going to school.
Success means getting a job so you can be cool.
Working really hard is what the experts suggest. 
Even a second job is what many think best.  

Work smarter not harder is what you might hear.
Thanks lots doctor einstein, this will end your career.
Tell your boss you can do your job in six hours.
With plans to be lazy the other two hours.
Been there yes, i've done that.  lazy gets a bad rap. 

You are winning in life, when you wake up excited. 
You are winning in life, when your fire gets ignited. 
You are winning in life, when you aren't really working. 
You are winning in life, when you find yourself smirking.
In my humble opinion, 
You are winning in life, when your face need be smiling.

What can you change? what can you do? 
Airport mode on your phone, go outside and just zone. 
Start doing much less, of what's giving you stress. 
Start doing lot's more, of what makes your heart soar.
And squeeze in what you love, lazy time you're proud of.

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