Look Who it Was Random video

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744 views · Published 20 July 2017 · 3:05 · Indexed 22 October 2026

Channel: joggler66 · 2017 · Comedy

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At the end of our last (serious) bible reading in Genesis after the official recording we all of a sudden started telling jokes. This is one I have had for years saved in my text documents, I hope you'll enjoy it!
Try to read along:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the 
official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 
As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year 
phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". 
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump 
with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and 
keyboards kanhave one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will 
be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kanbe expekted to reach the stage 
where more komplikated changes are possible. 
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent 
to akurate speling. 
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should 
go away. 
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". 
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kanbe dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, 
ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. 
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem 
of a united urop vil finali kum tru. 
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC34gwdtmtc

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