Reading my Poem, "Shitter" on Omegle (Great Reactions!)

779 views · Published 4 June 2018 · 4:06 · Indexed 4 November 2026

Channel: BillyB · 2018 · Comedy

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I hope you enjoy my Original poem, the people of Omegle seemed to, haha.

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The poem is below.

"Shitter"

- [ ] I enter the bathroom and close the door, this will surely be an event to adore. I open the lid and then I sit, and so I begin my massive shit. I relax on back and I just rewind, and I let the volcano come out from behind. *Splash* what a relief, I stand up and shout "I did it chief!" Lieutenant shitter came in hot, and I hit that shit right on the spot. I stand up and down the toilet it goes, I walk away as the appalling smell exits my nose.  
- [ ] But a shit is no walk in the park, it can sometimes be scary and even quite dark. What if it can't come out and your pipes are all jammed, the shit is staying in, well you'll be damned. A shit can have love, a shit can have care, a shit can be friendly but make sure to beware. Beware of the force that a shit can hold, it can be painful as hell so you have to be bold. Embrace it, give the shit some meaning, but when it's all said and done just make sure you aren't bleeding. So how can you give it meaning, maybe hang it on a shelf, just be respectful of the piece of shit, or you might become one yourself.

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