WTF - No Rapture?

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Channel: David Pope · 2011 · Entertainment

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The Rapture didn't happen because Zombie Jesus crashed his space ship into Bertrand Russell's Orbiting Tea Pot.

Let's determine the day of the Atheist Rapture, by interpreting this random roll of D&D Dice:

D6 = 2
D6 = 1
D6 = 2
D6 = 6
D4 = 1
D8 = 1
D10 = 0
D100 = 20
D12 = 10
D20 = 11

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