Brian's Birthday (C)Rap
3,124 views · Published 21 March 2008 · 2:32 · Indexed 22 October 2026
Channel: musoSF · 2008 · Music
Happy Birthday Brian! Go wish him one: http://www.youtube.com/bnessel1973 Lyrics: It's tempting to refer to him as accident-prone He's the kind of guy who really shouldn't even be left alone But I'm afraid that that won't quite begin to describe it If there's a poison within six counties he's liable to imbibe it There is not a body part he hasn't sacrificed So that we can all tune in and say "Real nice, Brian." Let's talk a minute about how he has his way with words Without him here I'm sure that "sphincter" is a word that would go unheard His comments are a land of innuendo But the best of them he always saves up for his big brother Joe Planet Inappropria would not even exist If Brian weren't here to rule it with an iron fist So watch him for his vlogs they get all serious and shit Tune in to Joe Nobody it sucks you in and spits you Out on the comedic tip there's Lars, Bouncer and Redneck I see you peeking through your fingers at his latest train wreck Some women really like him though outnumbered by the men If he shaved his face he'd reset his subscriber base all over again He likes to tell you that he's fat and old and bald Yeah it's true if I were you I would be physically appalled But he's a really great guy, blah de blah de blah Let's face it though you're really here to get a little ha ha on Are you askin' why I wrote this stupid little rap Listen closely and you'll notice it's a steamin' pile of crap But it's his birthday so I had to mark the day Poor thing is so unloved it's gonna go unnoticed anyway So hurry to his channel, give him a birthday wish Make it funny, make it rude, make it glitter, make it swish For the 21st of March ain't just the first day of spring It's his birthday so you gotta go and ring-a-ding his ding-ding bnessel1973 www.youtube.com/bnessel1973 Hello YouTubers, come one and come all C'mon it's Brian's birthday let's go help him have a ball gag He's so unstoppable and so overfed Trying to avoid this guy's like Tryin to take the shine off his head (it ain't gonna happen) So wish him happy birthday instead
