The Adventures of B-Hanny: No Joke
610 views · Published 21 February 2012 · 1:14 · Indexed 30 September 2026
Channel: 0nett · 2012 · Comedy
The Story: B-Hanny was walking through the woods when something caught his attention. A stroller was left abandoned, and fearing the worst, B-Hanny decided to investigate. Equipped with his strong sense of smell, B-Hanny caught wind of the infant toddler, and followed the scent into the inner depths of the woods. Now being a crime scene investigator would be difficult for some, but not for this flannel wearing tyrant. B-Hanny spent countless hours watching crime related dramas, and this was his opportunity to solve this mystery. The smell was so pungent it eventually carried B-Hanny to a field of questionable grass. Curious and captivated, B-Hanny made his own makeshift path and followed his nose. Escaping the grass filled maze proved to be more problematic than originally planned. However, once B-Hanny managed to escape the clutches of death he made a remarkable discovery, the ability to act out. This simplistic trait had eluded B-Hanny since his childhood, but this was his chance to take control. Without any hesitation B-Hanny snapped the grass in half and shouted at the top of his lungs. By this point the original premise of searching for the toddler had been completely eliminated. B-Hanny now wanted to showcase how headstrong one individual could be in normal everyday situations. Grabbing a rock off the ground B-Hanny hurled it into the near by lake. The original plan was to break the ice and demonstrate his mighty strength. However, this didn't happen, and B-Hanny was unable to break the ice. Much to his disappointment B-Hanny had to admit defeat and walk away, no joke.
