poptart MQ vid.mov
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Channel: Fertessa Lauphlyn · 2010 · People & Blogs
So...I actually wrote out most of the lyrics back in October, but I didn't get around to refining them until today. And after I did that I just went ahead and recorded it in Garageband. Then I took it to iMovie for a quick video record. This whole thing started because for the past 4 years I've been microwaving my poptarts to heat them, since our college toaster sucked. But in October I tried using the toaster and it was as if I had en epiphany! They were so delicious and I have eaten them almost every day since. Lol Anyway I'm providing the lyrics below in case you want to sing along. ------------------------------------- Poptarts Lyrics: By me I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts yeah I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts I got them good goods, they never go bad I snuck four packages, in my grocery bag Yeah I'm a murderer, cuz I kill time I use it every day, but my toaster still shines I hate to see them go, but I love to sit and eat I keep poppin those tarts, like I'm seventeen Great on a winter day, hot as the summer steam Your girl Allyse, Steal your tart and leave I love the way it smells when it's wafting my way I'm like that Usher man, I want it my way All kind of flavors, sprinkles on the face Classic Strawberry, oh man I love the taste I'm sneaky sneaky, I'll make you wonder Won't see me with it, It's already down under Won't even blunder, cuz I'm just too bad Just stole twelve, out your grocery bags Ooh maybe, I'm addicted to you like glue Maybe, I can spend my budget on you Lately, my kitchen is the g-spot Call me Martha Stewart cuz, I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts yeah I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts Okay just shut it, let me talk because it's my turn I hate it when you let your food just sit around and burn You think I'm bad, you probably right Depressin me and get me down when I'm hungry aight? So elementary right, like I still ride a trike You don't know me, you can't say what I like They say " Lyse just stop, you ain't rested" And I tell them fools "hush, the name's T essa" I love Cinnamonroll, sweeter than the real thing You freeze me in my tracks, call me Ms. Ben N Jerry I'm at the theater, but I can't sneak you past the lobby Man I gotta watch my back, so no one can see my hobby When I'm at the store, they scream at me to buy'em If they're up front, it's like they're so divine and If they don't got my flavor, I use CVS to find'em You wanna share what? I know you never liked'em Ooh maybe, I'm addicted to you like glue Maybe, I can spend my budget on you Lately, my kitchen is the g-spot Call me Martha Stewart cuz, I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts yeah I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts You like ham and, I like that cinnamon You like sharing and, I like stealing from friends You say I'm crazed and I faint, lose consciouness Poptarts are my oxygen, how else do you think I live? But when the day ends, box empty again Chokin, my emotions, Roller coasting, Like back, forth, hold it They look just like their posters And I drool like I'm supposed to The wrappers are all empty Oh but back-ups I have plenty I'm too cautious, and too wary To go cold turkey, Is too scary As I write this, I rejoice it My story is important, but yo hold it, where your toaster Gotta use it for a moment Yeah I got a man, yeah I'm not alone But I love the jelly, in its toasted tomb It's delicious uh, yeah it's flawless , well, that's what it is How I see it is how I call it Look-look at how it tastes, So good so good it's bad D-do your thang poptart, I aint even mad Just a little sad, you couldn't stay a while If I had my way, I'd grow tarts out the ground Ooh maybe, I'm addicted to you like glue Maybe, I can spend my budget on you Lately, my kitchen is the g-spot Call me Martha Stewart cuz, I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts yeah I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts Ooh maybe, I'm addicted to you like glue Maybe, I can spend my budget on you Lately, my kitchen is the g-spot Call me Martha Stewart cuz, I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts yeah I can make some poptarts I can make some poptarts
