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Paranormal Romance - Ukulele Original (Live!)

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Channel: degcon · 2010 · Comedy

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The song is not based on any actual events in my life *cough* really...

Paranormal Romance

Well. my wife's been reading vampire books,
the kind that get her dirty looks, 
when folks see the racy covers with which they're bound.

but I don't mind it one little bit,
in fact I hope she never quits
'cause she's always in the mood once she puts them down.

Now, she might call me Edward, Jean-Claude, or Lestat,
heck I'll answer to any name as long as she's feeling hot.
I do believe that the world's best aphrodisiac,
is available at Borders and comes in paperback.

Now you may think I might be scared
that my performance might not compare
to those undead Casanovas she adores.

to tell the truth it never crossed my mind
I'm sleeping well, 'cause I got mine
And I'm sure by chapter 2 that she'll get hers.

Now, she might call me Edward, Jean-Claude, or Lestat,
heck I'll answer to any name as long as she's feeling hot.
I do believe that the world's best aphrodisiac,
is available at Borders and comes in paperback.

So if you're a fella just like me
and your wife's reading hobby
is taking a big ol' bite out  of your paycheck

Don't let cause a big old fight
don't worry bro you'll be alright
with a grin on your face and bite marks on your neck.
  
Now, she might call you Edward, Jean-Claude, or Lestat,
But I bet you'll answer to any name as long as she's feeling hot.
and you'll agree that the world's best aphrodisiac,
is available at Borders and comes in paperback.

(c) 2010, DeGirolamo

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