McDonald's: Monopoly Time
1,021 views · Published 1 October 2012 · 0:57 · Indexed 30 September 2026
Channel: 0nett · 2012 · Comedy
It's late September/October and that can only mean one thing, Monopoly is back! While others get excited for the upcoming holidays, or cooler temperatures, nothing can surpass that unexpected feeling of Monopoly at McDonald's. Only bracing our presence once a year, Monopoly at McDonald's is truly a wonderful time to celebrate. So make your way to your favorite fast food restaurant, and bask yourself in the glory of Monopoly. Lyrics: Yo, freestyle, been a while, yo, here we go I was feeling like a grump so I took a look outside, and when I went to my window and to my surprise Monopoly, made it's way back to McDonald's, so I took to the road and picked up my homie Ronald (but he wasn't home) Stumblin' over my words So mother f*#3h abused I almost turned around and gave that slut the bird Five orders of chicken nuggets wasn't satisfying enough So I ran over to the cashier and began to cuss (f*#3h) Supersize my order please While you're at it b*#3h get down on your knees I peel back several Monopoly pieces Reading, short line, and all them choo choo pieces Indiana Illinois avenue wouldn't do so I turned around and grabbed Kentucky too North Carolina and Pacific were f*#3h wack So I gave that b*#3h another mother f*#3h slap Where's Boardwalk, and mother f*#3h Park Place b*#3h Don't you dare get smart or I'll end you'll life miss One more million dollars richer and I'm flying high it's too bad I just chocked on a French fry Now I'm gonna die Ahh! Recorded on the iPad 2 with GarageBand
