Got Cheese?
497 views · Published 22 August 2011 · 1:59 · Indexed 11 October 2026
Channel: Ian McPhee · 2011 · Music
Wrote a song for a pal who likes cheese. But then again, who doesn't? Lyrics Below (or switch on annotations)
Aberhart -- I'd like to offer you some cheddar
look in the fridge -- I only got me motzarella
get to bilo -- and get myself some gouda
put-it-on-a-platter-maybe-eat-something-more-ruder
Got your attention? Well think of something better!
Would you like to come around and have some tasty fetta
Double cream and goat cheese, lets pasturize some milk
Perhaps you'd like some camambert? They say it tastes like silk
HAVE SOME CHEESE... WON'T YOU PLEASE?
HAVE SOME CHEESE... WON'T YOU PLEASE?
Lactose intolerance -- it's something that you pity
Eating too much edam makes you positively shitty
But if you mention cottage cheese -- I'll grab you by the throat
Unless you wanna come around with some curds from the goat!
And while I'm at it -- I got something for you to see
Look on the plate Daz, and cop some tasty low fat brie!
But watch your waistline - This is what you gotta
Be careful that you do not eat a mountain of ricotta
HAVE SOME CHEESE... WON'T YOU PLEASE?
HAVE SOME CHEESE... WON'T YOU PLEASE?
Havati, Swiss, Parmasan does stink like shit.
Colby, Haloumi -- Lets just hope that Kraft don't sue me!
Romano, Cracker barrel, I got more cheese than Will Farrel.
