The Rock Father vs 12-Sided Fidget Die (aka "Holy Crystal Decompression Magic Cube")
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Channel: THE ROCK FATHER · 2017 · Entertainment
The Rock Father (James Zahn) is a big fan of the poor English translations that sometimes appear in the world of toys and games. With fidget spinners and fidget cubes all the rage, now there's the 12-Sided Fidget Die, or as the packaging calls it - "Holy Crystal Decompression Magic Cube." What does that even mean? Fortunately, this mystical fidget thingy comes with instructions, and they provide some poor translation that could be considered highly entertaining. This is "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" territory - a realm usually found with Asian knockoff toys that pop up at dollar stores and flea markets. Read more from The Rock Father (James Zahn): THE ROCK FATHER Magazine - http://www.therockfather.com The Toy Insider - http://www.thetoyinsider.com/author/jzahn/ Follow on Social: http://www.twitter.com/therockfather http://www.facebook.com/therockfather http://www.instagram.com/therockfather Music from the YouTube Audio Library.
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