Tommy Wiseau is Still Alive

1,233 views · Published 17 January 2011 · 3:00 · Indexed 21 September 2026

Channel: tomking · 2011 · Education

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This was good, huh?
I'm making a note here: HI DOGGY
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Tommy Wiseau Films
We film what we want
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except now I am dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on filming till we run out of takes.
I am filming The Room
And I really like spoons
O hai Denny, I'm not still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you drove me crazy.
I never hit you.
And YOU TORE ME APART LISA.
And cheated with my best friend named Mark.
As I learned it hurt because everybody betray me!
Now watch as I botch ev'ry single movie line.
Now available on Blu-Ray.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm glad we get panned.
Nostalgia Critic gets banned.
And our fanbase is now still alive.
GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
I think that I fed up with this wurld.
Maybe you'll find something else to do, Denny.
Maybe my Lisa
THAT WASN'T A JOKE.
HAHA. YOU BITCH.
Anyway, football is great.
It's so manly, huuuh?
Look at me still talking
when there's filming to do.
Where's my stage hand at, we need a shot of that spoon.
I've a studio to run.
There's a naval to be done.
And to you, I say O HAI.
And believe me I am still alive.
You're just a chicken and I'm still alive.
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP still alive.
Everybody betrayed me and I'm still alive.
I killed myself and I'm still alive.
STILL ALIVE

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