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Bardic Song - Joelle the Elf

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Channel: Saving Throw · 2014 · Entertainment

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Certain Kickstarter backers supported at a level to get their very own bardic song. Here's the fruit of our labors and their stories. Lyrics are below...

Joelle the Elf for Richard Torres

Written by Amy Vorpahl 

Performed by:
Amy Vorpahl - @vorpahlsword
Ben Dunn - @dunnjamin

Saving Throw - @savingthrowshow
http://www.savingthrowshow.com

Lyrics:
In a quiet town of leisure, it was just a normal day
Until a ship dropped from the sky and aliens started to invade
Everyone began to panic when a girl approached the crowd (or them on the grass)
"I'm Joelle, a crazy elf." She said "Don't worry, I'll take 'em down." (or kick their ass)

Tonka tough, strong as a bear, she started with the butt ugly
Aliens, speaking of bears, she killed those too, and quite smugly
When the town was good and safe, a boy reached up to plant a kiss
Such a sweet angelic gesture, 'tis a shame that he got hit.

"What the heck, boy, are you thinking? That's not what I did this for!
I did this cause I hate butt ugly aliens, I'm not a... girlfriend!"
Joelle said sorry to his mother, "Remember now before I go
Don't you touch my moneymaker, or you can bet I'll slap a ho."

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