Illinois State University (ISU) Meets B-Hanny
1,785 views · Published 7 May 2009 · 2:19 · Indexed 30 September 2026
Channel: 0nett · 2009 · Comedy
We tried our best to film an Exploration, but with no plot or direction nothing compelling developed. Instead we got Bob wondering around the Illinois State University campus in his random state of mind. Every now and then B-Hanny likes to let loose...and by let loose I mean drink every ounce of hard liquor he can get his filthy hands on. In this house B-Hanny ventures down to Illinois State University (ISU) where he spends the weekend with a close friend to get his mind off of the stresses of finals week...well he distracted him alright. B-Hanny got s*#3h-brick house wasted and stumbled all over the campus. The campus got a real surprise when they found B-Hanny passed out in a random dorm room after urinating all over himself and his buddy's pillows, and found that all of the alcohol had went missing. Illinois State University (ISU) is a place of studying...success...high hopes for bright futures...the only thing in B-Hanny's future this weekend was a hangover, a couple blackouts and pair of stinky basketball shorts stained with still-drying urine. B-Hanny got McDonald's a couple times at Illinois State University (ISU) as well...it was delicious...however being to wasted to remember eating it B-Hanny quickly realized the McDonalds he at had kept him too full at Illinois State University (ISU). The Campus was a party zone. They took advantage of it and went out and filmed a video of the experience. The stupidity didn't stop. The College of Illinois State University (ISU) strictly prohibits underage drinking by the way and all those in this video are of the legal drinking age. B-Hanny was such a drunken idiot his friend put him on the train the very next morning and sent him home...resulting in a long, miserable train ride back from Illinois State University (ISU). The campus was nice...sitting on a shaking, rumbling train with a hangover that could be defined as a disease...not so nice. He threw up several times at a Walgreens bathroom a couple blocks away from Union Station after giving a five dollar ($5) bill to bum. B-Hanny ended up making it home that night after a long 12 hour adventure through the city. He attended an AA meeting and got picked up from the train station by Jeremy Franczyk who never attended Illinois State University (ISU) a day in his life but claims he was a member of the campus on numerous counts. It was a long day and B-Hanny needed rest. He laid his head down on a pillow and looked back on the experience at Illinois State University (ISU) as a good one. His friend however regrets to say that a weekend of Bobby-Sitting at Illinois State University (ISU). He claims he will never allow this again on the weekend before any final exam he may partake in on the campus. Follow us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/0nett
