Doc Isaac - SR388
107 views · Published 18 September 2017 · 4:16 · Indexed 8 October 2026
Channel: johannhat · 2017 · Music
Download: https://superdocisaac.bandcamp.com/track/sr388 In celebration of remake of Metroid 2 finally coming out, please enjoy this what-if scenario if the Space Pirates did reach SR388 before Samus did. For Ridley! Beat Produced by noktavontavius Recorded and Mixed by Doc Isaac Lyrics: Pirating in space never seems to go quite as planned Especially if you're against the Legend Samus Aran, Chosen by those Chozo bozos, their power suit she's clad, Taking a toll on our profits, oh how she will be damned But as I understand it, Ridley's got me on lock, Hunting a brand new crop, Metroids fresh! Well in stock! Deploying sensors, sector's rekt, treasure soon awaits, At a place we designate: S-R-Three-Eighty-Eight CHORUS Pirating the stars, I'm looking for the perfect con, Bioweapons on, pirates hailing a new dawn, Energy we seek from a parasitical spawn I will find Danger lurking everywhere, caverns full of terror Creatures take control, there's never room for error Rush of glory, Ridley praise me forever I will find Landed on the planet, dammit, ship busted, I gotta hoof it, First on these rocks, I am shocked, but now I gotta go and prove it, Before the Feds get an inkling why I'm here A sinking feeling leers, gulp it down, beacon's drawing nears Acid blocking routes of this ancient colony, Ruins mystifying, perplexing society Earthquaking almost make me miss what I've come to face A Metroid herd floating on, I know I must make haste Take the road most travelled, but where have they all gone? Cargo slipping away with the last light of the sun Activate night vision, all I see are piles of bones, Shocking, creeping, realizing: I am not alone! Drones fire ablaze, dive to the rocks to keep at bay Rocks chipping away, recharge my shield in dismay I thought it would be easy, a simple recovery, But for Ridley I'd go to hell, a battlecry I will sing! CHORUS REPEATS Standing in front of the Chozo shrine door Breathing heavily, scattered drones on the floor Open up, see the metroids waiting all for me Grin victoriously, time to begin the capturing! Traps unlatch, metroids react, too fast for me but I relax Machines take care of them for me, Space Pirates are back on track Euphoric ecstacy, their cries soothing me softly Mision Complete, but maybe they're not calling to me? Turn around to see the rest of their Pack Different stages never seen, I gasp, on stance attack Take a step back, drop my things, try to flee the scene But blocking the entrance: the giant Metroid Queen! Her fangs grip my skin, I cringe, incisions sucking deep within My core being wiped dry, life force now becoming dim Can barely even scream, I feel a dream, my eyes are so heavy, And as I disappear and I hear is me saying "I'm sorry, Ridley." Pirating the stars never made me feel so far gone, Bioweapons on, but now I am noone, Energy we sought from a parasitical spawn What you'll find Never try to land on SR388, Your disregard will doom you, it will be all too late Noone should even attempt this vile fate What you'll find