PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP

4,816 views · Published 21 January 2010 · 2:18 · Indexed 11 October 2026

Channel: David S · 2010 · Comedy

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THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP

Is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will  allow the one implanted, to speak to God.  
It comes in various sizes:
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and  highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required. 
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches, and pains are extremely temporary.  Some bleeding or swelling may  occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

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