The 2nd Attack
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Channel: Wes The Union Dude · 2010 · Entertainment
Performed Live 6-30-2010, Live at The "Cool Factor", at Space 120, Palm Springs,CA Since the sound is kinda muffled here is the script... So I'm Back! For the 2nd Attack! Just when you thought it was safe I'm back!, with that poetic attack! You might think of me as that home alone guy But fear not that kid that was once so shy, is ready to kick your ass goodbye! You look at me and go "Tisk" I gotta warn ya, step to me and you step to the cast of AT RISK We've got Big Larry as our Hosts I think I know what he had for breakfast it was a piece of toast There's Hayden who Lean and Tall, he doesn't like God at all Theres Amber who I see from a far, she's a very sweet blonde A teacher once told my friend "if you hang out with kids like Wes your gonna fail" Is that really so? I really just don't know, I'll let you be the judge of that propaganda There's Jose who puts out performances that are so sick their "disgusting" his acting chops are so quick their quite "revolting" There's little Aleesha who know's how to back that thang up, the charm and dellite of every party, who knows how to sassy this witch up There's Queen Desiree who will out out Shakespare you, and leave you completely devastated in a mess of your own beef stue We got Matt Chute works at Starbucks, who told me this town is like one giant chicken, waiting to get plucked There's little red riding hood mary, who is quite scary, by the looks of it here favorite cartoon character was Tom & Jerry Don't even think about forgetting Daniel Lugo, who aint from Pluto, his favorite movie was juno, (I just wanna F$&^!) Not to worried about what's popular on the radio, in case you wanna know its Megadeth, Iron Maiden, KISS, Judas Priest, Helloween, Motley Crue, Nine Inch Nails, Cypress Hill, Brotha Lynch Hung, and Bone Thugs N Harmony, Which is always on key, not missing a beat I've alredy had enough of this desert and its damn heat, always got me on my feet, Still think you got me figured out? With all your hoe's, money, and clout! without a a doubt I wanna see poets here tonight to stand up, And not give a F*&* Really though? Im just getting warmed up Let's keep it real, keep it cool, keep it really old school, A lot of people sound like fools, talking about their twitters, facebooks, text messaging obsessions, crying over Justin Beiber, Over whelmed by all of the pop-culuture that...I got a FEVER and the only prescription is more cow-bell! I want people to stand up for Theatre, Shakespeare, Checkoff, Moliere, Tennesse Willaims, Hemmingway, Carrot Top!, Musolini!, bit off my weenie! And not it doesn't work! People always clownin on me for being a virgin! I'm really digging that song by weird al "Like A Surgeon"! Used to have fantasies about Monica Lewinsky, my friends Sean dad drives a Bently Well I do feel a little special because you guys are here listening to me instead of going to see the new twilight movie eclipse, Team Edward or Team Jacob? I just don't give a s&%! As I wrap up this 2nd Arsenal of Poetry, your attention has helped uplift me, from my inner captivity, with these words I hope I have helped your mind take flight And listen to the music of the night...
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