BOTUL 7
4,378 views · Published 10 December 2018 · 4:57 · Indexed 23 September 2026
Channel: EvanFireHD · 2018 · Entertainment
Wow… this is the last top 5 we’re doing in the description. Anyways, lets do this! In 5th is our new BOTUL throttler, ilikegreninja2222 :D, saying, “Jeffy Jeffry had giant eggs. It got stolen by evil flying children! He went up the mountain to get revenge, and shot his teeny tiny rifle, missed, causing a massive, gooey, delicious avalanche, killing half of Town City! Said village, 1 year later, waged war on young malicious aviators. All non-elderly stealing folk died in conflict. So, kids, don't steal.” this is long, juicy, and has war! Fun! In 4th we have Platinum Perspective YT, saying, “An emphatic cry could be heard throughout a rather small neighborhood. All cries came from one house, home of three children named Jessica, Robert, and Billy, who were sad because their morning eggs had been stolen by some creepy stranger they didn't know. Strange dude threatened the child with his rifle, which scared him. Scary man ran off, breakfast in hand, never seen again.” Crime stories are always great, but the eggs are the really scary. In 3rd we have Scarfie with a VERY chunky response, saying, Sunday 14th October 2018. Dawn only just ended and local farmer Trey Hanson was dozing off, dreaming about his delightful livestock. That's where hell broke loose. Meanwhile, rebellious, neglected children were loading up firearms atop a nearby water tower, preparing some inevitable gunshots. "Ready when you are, guys" said Westley Yer, former inmate. "Those rifles wont even see this coming!" exclaimed Seth Bingham. The chickens each bandit had been readying seemed completely set. Endless rounds of eggs inside them; targeted straight at both rifle pens within BOTUL Village's most popular farm. "Spotlight don't shine forever- there be new guns in town. Say hello to poultry" Helpless birds fired away without warning or choice. Before they knew it, every single weapon once snug wandering their coops- dead. Muerto. Scrambled. Thanks for reading my tale! Subverted your expectations, huh?” Without repeating anything! Thats a top 5 well deserved! Anyways, out 2nd place spot goes to U5B, saying, “There was once a kid named Timmy who is always bullied. All of the other children tell him to go suck an egg. One day, it became tiring being told that. Unexpectedly, he took his dads rifle and shot everyone at school while playing pumped up kicks.” I can’t lie, I died of laughter when reading it for the first time. It’s so good! And finally, our #1 victory royale goes to DrAxxwell, saying, “Providence, Rhode Island accommodates many haunted houses, including Grimsby Manor. On 27 April, four children ventured inside. Only one would later leave. Young group enters, door slamming behind them without warning. "Something is definitely wrong" thinks all. Caldwell, oldest of their clan, crept towards an empty bedroom, which contained six golden-framed beds. Atop first bed, folded clothes and multiple poorly-written notes saying simply "Goodbye". Running out yelping, right into dimly-lit kitchen room. The others followed, wondering what made him so petrified. Resting aloft tables they saw a 22-caliber rifle, fully loaded. Suddenly Gina screamed distressfully. Her yelps alerted Theresa, who turned around to see she had disappeared. Everything told through unintelligible words, that fear took over. Brother then spun about - said gun was gone. Thoughts filled Aiden's head - he stumbled in afraid darkness across. Gunshot. Light. Exit. Outside. Waiting, none other people exited. Lonely, venturing home, crying for lost friends. Watching YouTube's infamous Cloudy Eggs helped though.” This was the longest one yet, and NOTHING was repeated! I was so dumbfounded, this is by far the best one! Anyways, that’s the last time Top 5s will be in the description, so yeah… yeah. Discord server: https://discord.gg/vJQDyp
