God Ain't Floatin' (up in the sky)

3,795 views · Published 3 September 2010 · 5:42 · Indexed 8 November 2026

Channel: TruthSurge · 2010 · Comedy

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*****Below are the lyrics and YT users who helped out but just watch the vid first so you don't spoil anything.



God Aint Floatin' (up in the sky)



muthah fuckin christians are pissin me off
you gonna false flag my shit and try an play me soft?
i'm sorry but it won't be goin' down like that
cuz i'ma keep comin' back like a rabbit in a hat

I must be gettin' up under someone's skin
two false flags not even 30 days in
they're forced to censor me cuz they cannot debate
so deluded by religion they can't communicate

the bible only thrives on the mentally weak
it's a man made story and it's got hella leaks
if you think that that shit actually got sent from god
you'z a dumbass mutha fucka, I'm sorry dog!

[CHORUS]
god aint floatin' up in the sky, you just gotta give reality a try
it can never fail you it's all right here in your sight
and doesn't even need little whispers at night

and that's the problem with a creationist
lives a false reality won't face the shit
can't have truth in life with god all replacin' it
stop hatin' on science bitch you ain't erasin' shit

your misinformation is all biblically-based
a mental plantation--what a fucking waste!
are your batteries low? cuz you're fallin' off pace
your brains are so slow, it's a di di disgrace!
Chorus
can't buy reality - its beyond your salary
not enough common sense to buy a new battery
challenged the bible and they tried to batter me
protect the lies wrapped in Jesus Christ's disguise

the world I live in, it must be a dream
mass delusion encouraged by the mainstream
they're bringin' stupidity to a new low
they got to D.C. -- these bitches gotta go!
religion wants to suffocate the progress of man
but for people like me...  that won't stand

[CHORUS]

YT singers (if you haven't seen their channels, check 'em out and sub if you like them)

TOMMYfromtheBRONX 
mrgodbehere  
pastafariandan  
rozeboosej 
spikesmth  
ProportionalResponse 
InModiasWeTrust  
bunnygotfree 
NoDeity  
OGjimbo 
prestonparish  
Vogter2100  
CraniumOnEmpty 
SardonicSkeptic   
Jesus Christ

Also, special thanks to darkmatter2525 for letting me use God in the vid. :)

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