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A White (Washed) Christmas

2,253 views · Published 25 December 2015 · 3:18 · Indexed 13 October 2026

Channel: Shyaporn · 2015 · People & Blogs

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Happy Holidays, everyone! May all your protagonists be Crayola flesh-toned!

Lyrics:

I’m dreaming of a white… washing
In every movie that I know
Where Egyptians are British. And Asians… are also British
And all… whiter… than the snow

I’m dreaming of a white washing
In every movie script they write
It’s for business reasons, alright?
So, may all your casting calls… be white.

I’m dreaming of a white… washing
In every film and TV show
Where the Indians are British and other Indians… are Depp or British
And black folks gotta say hell no

I’m dreaming of a white washing
In every movie script they write
May your cast have skin fair and light
And may all your Jesuses… be white

Happy Holidays, Hollywood. Fuck you.

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