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Catch An Ace On The River by Kurt Robinson of troubleinabubble.com

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Channel: Kurt Robinson · 2013 · Music

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Raise your glass to the real playaz... the cardplayaz!
Here I am again, dropping some verses about playing poker, sucking out and hustling.

Aaaaand here are the lyrics:

my elbows are calloused, pressed hard to the felt
watching the reactions while the cards are dealt
the old russian gives me 3 to 1 on my money
i don't like him but his gf's breasts are stunning

these players must think i'm crazy or something, calling with nothing
i get called so much they call me 1 900
to the gambling man, lady luck will deliver
i throw up when he catches a two outer on the river

semi bluffin from the button, with KJ off
stealing the pot, just collect the payoff
chuckles puts me on tens, the cat was way off
there's a staredown but no showdown, just a stand-off

wang considers his decision, riffles his chips
remo yells can i get a margarita up in this bitch?
wang clears his throat and shoves all in
shows the set of nines, and chokes when he sees kings

$2 $4 texas hold em. 5 10 stud with the aces rolled up
you know you're beat, but the odds too good to fold em
but so what?
catch an ace on the river and you're golden


dave 3 bets, on the flop c-bets
ilya calls on the flop, on the turn he checks
waits for dave to increase the bet
dave thinks it's a float when he unleashes the set

ilya's pleased, but dave is too deep to stress
they take a break and joke whose technique is best
ilya laughs cos he's running hot and seems so blessed
i splash my face with water thinking i need a rest

i wake up to jacks after sleepin a bit
tough game, the apes are all eating the nits
casale straddles 20, takes things to a fever pitch
you gotta keep your wits in a game as deep as this

stick around, you'll probably see some freaky shit
oz looks like a fish and the shoe seems to fit
then he calls your bluff and relieves you of your chips
you need that like you need a bleeding dick

$2 $4 texas hold em. 5 10 stud with the aces rolled up
you know you're beat, but the odds too good to fold em
but so what?
catch an ace on the river and you're golden


if you know where to go, there's a five figure show
full of lawy-ers and bank-ers, sniffin the coke
they play for 36 hours, shit is so dope
they don't stop raisin till they're just a little broke

but you've gotta show, a little class and tact
if you don't sit for 36 you won't get asked back
it's five dollar five dollar straddle is live
you might get your stack in before postin a blind

i've got a perfect read on which i mostly rely
with my maths skills followed closely behind
i used to get check raised and choke every time
now i snap raise back if they get out of line


i watch dreads shift in his vinyl seat
his kicker might be strong, might have mine beat
it's time to loosen up, i've been tight all week
they're chippin away at my stacks of high society

he must have aces up, but i'll draw to a straight flush
if he sees the trey of clubs, he's fucked
he'll call me a donkey and all that same stuff
and i'll take him for another buy-in while he's shaken up

he'll sit back down, make a move and stop talking
i'll stop, stare into his eyes, and call him
just to make him believe i'm thinking when i'm stalling
make him think he nearly had me and that sort of thing

just because your cap is low and your stack is high
don't think i won't call you down with jack six high
i'm like dr mabuse, evil mastermind
you can pay me in favours or just cash is fine


$2 $4 texas hold em. 5 10 stud with the aces rolled up
you know you're beat, but the odds too good to fold em
but so what?
catch an ace on the river and you're golden

i know your cards but you haven't seen mine
catch an ace on the river like barry greenstein

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