Henry's birthday rap

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Channel: mxymm · 2016 · People & Blogs

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Henry – professor
Pro food processor
Chowin’ down like an Olympian 
Austrian-born but now a Floridian
Bringing the heat when it’s time to eat
At his desk, hard at work
Tons to do, no duties shirked
Bringing that hustle 
Working it to the muscle bustle
Running six miles on the beach sand
Like it’s no big deal – he’s in command
Coming home to a pound of pasta
That’s half a kilo if you’re a rasta
Cause they use metric, in case you didn’t know
But let’s get back to Henry’s sick flow
Cycling 2000 meters high
Up in the mountains to touch the sky
He’s a beast in that regard
True and real – no holds barred
A+ dad to the tenth degree
With an A+ kid, we call her Sophie
Superstar husband to a hella cool dame
(That’s my mama, I ain’t ashamed!)
Henry, you make our crew very proud
So make some noise, and let’s get loud

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