All hail mail
76 views · Published 16 January 2011 · 2:26 · Indexed 7 October 2026
Channel: mxymm · 2011 · People & Blogs
My mail center guy is a nice guy, so I wrote a song to him. Lyrics: Justin, you're the male who gives me my mail I drew a picture of a whale Sometimes you'll hand me a letter Or a package -- it's even better At the end of my day I check the mail and say, "Ole!" For some reason, mail's a festive occasion Unlike complex differential equations Some days I get advertisements For these very apartments Other times it's more promising Something new, shiny, and sparkling Like a happy, happy, happy smile On a golden crocodile I mean- what? I never ordered that! What I meant was a cat.. hat.. Getting mail is very fortunate It is not very unfortunate I'll throw you a smile And say "see you in a while" Although, I mean another day Deliver me a sunshine ray!
