"Hey, How Bout a Deal?!" with Bob Shubin Jr.

4,505 views · Published 2 October 2009 · 3:07 · Indexed 6 November 2026

Channel: DerekD · 2009 · Comedy

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My character Bob Shubin Jr.'s music video for the song "Hey, How Bout a Deal" seen on Fast Lane Daily...

LYRICS:

hey how boud a deal
hey how boud a deal

hey how boud a deal with me
bob shubin jr the best car dealer in the world

promise ya wont get lowballed and if ya do
i'll have a few guys called

hey how boud a deal with me
bob shubin jr the best car dealer in the world  

I won't do ya wrong do ya think i'd 
sit down and write this whole song

Bob shubin is my name, sellin cars is my game

and i'll give ya the best deal i swear 
ya wont find a guy like me anywhere

when i was just a young guy, did some deals i
didn't like

like that time, when a sold a bike
to a blind kid who's name was mike

i told him, it would make him see
then he rode it right into a tree and he died

and i felt so bad, not to mention my dad
was mad

ya think i would of learned my lesson, but i didn't
started sellin cars

rippin people off was a thrill, i swear i coulda sold
a whore to dr. phil

but now i've changed my ways, those bad days are behind
me, i am an honest man

and i will not steal, i'll give you a solid deal, and help you
never get ripped off again


BRIDGE (improv)


hey how boud a deal with me
bob shubin jr the best car dealer in the world

i'll show ya the best way to spend
if ya need help, i'm lookin at you GM

hey how boud a deal with me
bob shubin jr the best car dealer in the world

a guy you can trust, in blackjack, i'll
show ya how not to bust 

small interlude

hey how boud a deal with me
bob shubin jr the best car dealer in the world

and if ya need some advice i'll give it to ya
at a decent price

hey how boud a deal with me
bob shubin jr the best car dealer in the world

i'll let you take the wheel in my 77
cadillac deville

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