마익흘 - K-CURIOUS • (№1)
1,156 views · Published 12 November 2018 · 3:53 · Indexed 28 October 2026
Channel: Michael 마익흘 Aronson · 2018 · Comedy
Let me tell you a story It starts in purgatory Far from the land of my dreams A place where the rice is whiter The pants are tighter A land of idol group regimes I got the flag adorned here But why couldn't I be born there Instead of the inferior West I must correct that flaw And go travel abroad To the country that's 최고 대박 number one best I'll wear a hanbok in a hanok Get all edgy with haechi Be a staple of Arirang TV I'll get an entertainment visa Be a hit with the kijas Go anywhere they want me to be I'll get decked out in pastels Maybe a bowtie as well And some stylish refrigerator pants I'll shop around COEX mall Sample all the alcohol And finish off with a Gangnam Style dance I won't hang out with any foreigner weirdos I'm not some weeaboo obsessed with Japan My family calls it a craze Just a temporary phase Yeah, like they could ever understand Why I'm all . . . K-Curious, K-Curious Total cultural assimilation, maximum velocity K-Curious, K-Curious Only want SM, YG or JYP to be the boss of me K-Curious, K-Curious Neo-Confucian submission is my number one philosophy And I'm not gonna stop until I satisfy . . . my curiosity I don't mean to offend But what would this country have been If it hadn't been blessed with Hallyu All this pop culture and trends To share with my new friends Jay-G, Apeach, Neo, Frodo, Muzi, Ryan, and Tube I sarang Heirs over Flowers Descendents from the Star And Infinite Running Challenge Man I tweet my noonas and senpais They're so meotjin and kawaii And if you don't *PFFT* you're not even a fan! I'll take 셀카s at all the famous locations And put them all up on my "K-stagram" I swear I'm practically fluent thanks to kpop music Look, I can even write it out by hand! 'Cause I'm so . . . K-Curious, K-Curious I'm a true appreciater, not some superficial wannabe K-Curious, K-Curious Being recognized as special is my leading foreign policy K-Curious, K-Curious I believe that I can make it with burning religiosity And I'm not gonna stop until I satisfy . . . my curiosity There are also one or two idols I wanna meet. Like maybe . . . 김고은 김수현 김태희 김우빈 태연 설현 이효리 이민호 이보영 이종석 IU 공유 박신혜 박형식 박민영 박보검 Crush G-Dragon 정유미 정용화 정채연 정우성 수지 혜리 최지우 최민식 송혜교 송중기 현빈 원빈 신민아 서강준 오연서 유재석 크리스타 Zico 전지현 ZionT 한효주 에릭남 CL 비와이 Every single one I have to meet before I die! (Sigh) . . . hit it! K-Curious, K-Curious I'll make such a great impression that they'll have a job to offer me K-Curious, K-Curious My less than zero percent chance of succeeding's completely lost on me K-Curious, K-Curious Now I'm all ready for liftoff on this extreme cultural odyssey And I'm not going back home until I'm SATISFIED.
