There Goes Miss Snowfall Frost

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Channel: BramGroatFilms · 2017 · Film & Animation

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Happy New Year! 

Here is an idea I've had for over a month; "Scrooge" from The Muppet Christmas Carol, modified to fit Snowfall Frost from a Hearth's Warming Tail. 

Artwork, Vocals, and Music by Me

LYRICS
When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of being alone

To count the weight of every spell
Like a miser counts the cost
And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Frost
Unkind as any
And the wrath of many
This is Miss Snowfall Frost

Oh, there goes Miss Humbug
There goes Miss Monster
If they gave a prize for being mean the winner would be her!
Old Frost she loves her magic 'cause she thinks it gives her power
If she became a flavor you can bet she would be sour!
(Even the vegetables don't like her!)

There goes Miss Skinflint
There goes Miss Greed
The undisputed mistress of the underhoofed deed
She charges folks a fortune for her nasty tasting potions
Us small folk live in misery
It's even worse with lotions
(This was suppose to REMOVE warts, not add them on!)

She must be so lonely
She must be so sad
She goes to extremes to convince us she's bad
She's really a victim of fear and of pride
Look close and there must be a sweet mare inside
(Naaah! Uh-Uh!)

There goes Miss Outrage
There goes Miss Sneer
She has no time for friends or fun
Her anger makes that clear
Don't ask her for a favor 'cause her nastiness increases
No crust of bread for those in need
No cheeses for us meeses

(Frost LIKED the cold. She was hard, sharp as a flint. Secret and self-contained. As solitary as an oyster!)

There goes Miss Heartless
There goes Miss Cruel
She never gives, she only takes
She lets her hunger rule
If being mean's a way of life
You practice and rehearse
Then all that work is paying off
'Cause Frost is getting worse
Every day, in every way, Frost is getting worse!

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