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The Purpose of Life

1,292 views · Published 17 February 2015 · 14:18 · Indexed 2 October 2026

Channel: RYAN JAUNZEMIS · 2015 · People & Blogs

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So, just recently I decided to see what the results on YouTube would be, if I wrote in the phrase: "What is the meaning/purpose of life." I was surprised by the results; religious gibberish, and all sorts of other arcane-type thinking. So, I decided to just do a quick VLOG on my way down to 7-11 to get a beer, so as to clear up--for all of humanity--the REAL answer the the age old question: "WHY ARE WE HERE?" 

The answer: Well, In short, you are a biological machine; you are a human being; meaning that you are a sexual being--just as any other life form. And life--itself--is designed to survive, and to replicate itself; for its continued survival.

Now, I am not a scientist, nor am I am not a doctor or a lawyer. I'm a gangsta; meaning that I'm from the streets. This means that when I talk to you,  I'm not going to come at you with any type of scientifical jargon bull-shit, I'm going to speak to you in a language that you can actually understand and comprehend. I spit the REAL shit, and in this VLOG I'm going to be talking about sex, and fucking, so I'm going to say words and phrases like "Dick in the pussy" and "Cum in the pussy" etc. I want to be as blunt and as blatent as possible, so that you can REALLY get the jist of what I'm talking about, and so that you can understand the message that I am preaching to you.

Bottom line: You are life; your purpose is to survive and replicate. before your 28,251 days on this planet EXPIRE! (That is the "Average" lfiespan of a human-being) Meaning that YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!! (Eventually) Your job and purpose in life is to survive through your day-to-day struggles; hardships, inclimate weather, cold, find food, shelter, etc. and work on gaining value, so that you can ultimately ATTRACT A MATE AND PROCREATE -- To REPLICATE your DNA; for the continued survival of your GENETICS--Meaning that: YOU are going to die, but your GENES will live on. That is, IF you can manage rise above the rest, and attract a mate; as not everyone will be able to do so. If you can manage to attract a mate and procreate, then you will essentially "Win" the "Game of life" And if not--if your genes are too weak-- nature will unapologetically weed your genes out of existence. That's it! That's life! So in essence, the purpose of life, in the most simplest of terms is to FUCK! Is to BANG! Is to GET LAID!!! :) 

Hope you guys enjoy the video!

Lets stop fighting, lets stop these archaicreligious wars over Gods that don't even exist. - Make love, not war ;)

Have fun,
-Ryan Jaunzemis

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