The Adventures of B-Hanny: Delicious Treats
3,568 views · Published 19 July 2010 · 1:15 · Indexed 30 September 2026
Channel: 0nett · 2010 · Comedy
B-Hanny endured his previous adventure and in the process B-Hanny learned a valuable lesson. When things are looking grim and there's no end in sight, take a load off and mimic B-Skully every night. Hearing the sounds and growls coming from his stomach B-Hanny headed towards the pantry to feed his appetite. However B-Hanny became terrified once he realized the only food at his disposal were saltine crackers. B-Hanny has crossed paths with Saltine Crackers once before, and the aftermath of the exposure revealed a past of difficultly and addiction. If you're unaware of this story we provided a link, Saltine Exploration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLFKVUCQSJA Spending what little money he had B-Hanny decided it was more important to purchase cigarettes instead of food. It's a typical decision but it left B-Hanny in a bit of a predicament. With no food B-Hanny was forced to scavenge and look amongst the mountain sides. However a sinister plan soon developed and B-Hanny shifted gears towards a new department. Children became the new focus of interest as B-Hanny forgot about his food situation. Continuing this new prolonged interest B-Hanny adjusted his priorities and determined children could become more than just delicious treats but marketable entities. Believing in this new opportunity B-Hanny journeyed onward and attempted to gather his children. Unfortunately for B-Hanny his new prolonged interest was struck short as he was caught red handed. Attempting to allure his "delicious treats" B-Hanny found himself distributing free candy. Not receiving the response he desired B-Hanny attempt to speed up the process so he started wandering the streets. One bad decision led B-Hanny to an undercover police officer and in disgust the police officer handcuffed B-Hanny to a sign. Struggling to break free B-Hanny found the strength to escape his capturer trap. Allowing B-Hanny to roam free and explore his imagination. Summary: B-Hanny the adventurous chain-smoking hooligan sets out on another adventure...a quest like no other... B-Hanny prowls the forest preserve in search of children (a.k.a. delicious treats). Nothing new in this episode, along his journey he finds himself in numerous binds, traps and sticky situations, halting his search for "delicious treats" and forcing him to climb out of holes no human could ever wish to find himself in...and no, he didn't run out of cigarettes. After being handcuffed to a park sign B-Hanny made the painstaking decision of whether to go home and entertain oneself or travel onwards. Guess which option B-Hanny chose, but isn't that obvious.
