The fetch whip of Chicago Bears mascot, Staley Da Bear
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Channel: Peter von Panda · 2017 · Sports
▶ Get Disney World Vacation Money Saving Tricks here: https://geni.us/cYZO3T0 ▶ Get my YouTube journey story here: https://geni.us/KKfR ▶ How To Get Started On YouTube: https://geni.us/qPRC 🛒 Amazon Shop (favs & recos) – https://www.amazon.com/shop/petervonpanda Peter von Panda is on a simple mission: try cool stuff, share honest opinions, and help you live better without overthinking it. From everyday gadgets and surprisingly useful products to lifestyle tips that make life easier (and occasionally less annoying), this channel is all about small upgrades that actually matter. No hype. No perfection. Just real-world reviews, practical hacks, and the occasional “why didn’t I know this sooner?” moment. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. Get Chicago Bears merchandise here... http://geni.us/SUOSX Staley Da Bear's Bio Posted Feb 13, 2013 Staley Da Bear ranks as the all-time funniest, friendliest, fuzziest, funkiest bear in the history of the NFL. He currently leads the Bears in most t-shirts shot into the crowd (1,920), most costume changes in a single season (77), longest butt bounce (40 yards), most high fives (34,051,054.06), most autographs signed (16,726), and the most dance moves (*). He is currently tied with Larry Mayer for most laughs. Named a five-time Pro-Bowl mascot (2004, 2007,2009,2010,2013), Staley Won a gold medal for rock-paper-scissors and a silver medal in the staring contest at the Celebrity Mascot Olympics. (*exceeds infinity) Staley posing for the camera with NASCAR driver Danica Patrick. COLLEGE CAREER Staley has yet to attend College. Unfortunately most universities prohibit the admission of bears. Staley did however "attend" the circus. His tickets where excellent. The popcorn wasn't bad either. Staley was not impressed with the elephants. Staley currently holds all-time elementary records for fewest pencils sharpened (2), longest kickball homerun (368FT), largest desk, largest Trapper-Keeper, and most consecutive thumb wrestling victories (54). He was voted "most likely to become a mascot" and "best hugger" for five consecutive years. PERSONAL Staley is responsible for entertaining Bears fans young and old. He especially loves to "bust-a-move" and shake what his mama bear gave him. Staley occupies most of his free time by entertaining Bears fans at schools, birthday parties, weddings, and other events around the world. He enjoys exercising, playing the drums and is highly skilled with a fishing pole. His best friends are Pooh, Smokey, and Yogi. His former girlfriends include Britney Sbears, Bearonce and Christina Aguibeara. Born: Near a lake in a forest Favorite TV show: Grizzly Adams Favorite movie: Bad News Bears Favorite Food: Cheese Heads Favorite song: "The Bear Necessities" Current musician playing on Staleys MP3 player: Chuck Berry Things you might not know: Staley is named after the original name of the Chicago Bears franchise - The Decatur Staleys. In 1921, while under the ownership and direction of George Halas, The Decatur Staley’s relocated and became known as the Chicago Staley's. In 1922 the franchise took the name the Chicago Bears. Staley's perfect Sunday: "My idea of a perfect Sunday is staying home and inviting 60,000 of my closest friends over to watch a Bears game." TRANSACTIONS •Drafted in the first round of 2003 •spent $200 last week on salmon •Yesterday Staley had a debit transaction for a Subway Fresh-Fit meal…and gas for his scooter. STATS Jersey number: 00 Height: Tall Weight: Heavier than you! Waist: 65 inches Pants: 5XL…when he wears pants! Shirt size: 4XL Shoe size: Bears don’t wear shoes! Eyes: Orange and Blue Hair Color: Cinnamon Number of teeth: 2 40 yard dash: Staley takes his time *Staley performs at over 300 public and private events throughout the world every year! Expedition Money LLC A Financial Wellness Program That Works https://expedition.money www.expedition.money www.bankfinancialwellness.com www.creditunionfinancialwellness.com www.smallbusinessfinancialwellness.com www.financialwellnessforschools.com From Worried to Wealthy is a 10-week debt recovery workshop that gives individuals, couples, and families a proven, step-by-step plan to eliminate debt, reduce financial stress, and build lasting financial freedom — visit www.fromworriedtowealthy.com to learn more and enroll. Whether you're drowning in credit card debt, living paycheck to paycheck, or simply ready to take control of your money, this confidential, community-based program delivers real tools, real accountability, and real results.
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